bedeviled mojo slop

Another month, another set of wacky search strings leading people to my blog.

mojo tattoo - Unfortunately, mojo can't be ink'd.
tarts - They're, 'ya know, a little sour.
blue images - You've come to the wrong place. Go here.
contacting trent reznor through interscope - Or you could hack Paris Hilton's sidekick again. Heiresses love goth!
cashmere skatepark - Wow ... I mean ... Wow! That'd probably be the most expensive skatepark ... EVER! Like, the kind of skatepark where you'd WANT to fall
alcohol cabinet - The liquor cabinet here only stocks the finest liquors. And yes, there's Cristal. Though, that bottle is long since empty.
mallrats livejournal icons - Gratuitous LiveJournal icons search string. Honestly, I don't think it'll ever end.