Wednesday, 9 February 2005
Going Commando
CNN: Bill sets fine for low-riding pants.
I predict the entire state of Virginia will soon be going commando. Let us all remember a great Seinfeld episode.The state's House of Delegates passed a bill Tuesday authorizing a $50 fine for anyone who displays his or her underpants in a "lewd or indecent manner."
JERRY: Well it looks like you've adjusted to the boxers...
KRAMER: Wellll, I wouldn't go as far as that. JERRY: You went back to the Jockeys? KRAMER: Wrong again. JERRY: (pause as he realizes) Oh, no. ELAINE: What? What?... JERRY: Don't you see what's goin' on here???... No boxers, no Jockeys... ELAINE: (backing away from Kramer) Eeaawww... JERRY: The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine... Kramer, say it isn't so. KRAMER: Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!! JERRY: Don't you need a little... help? KRAMER: Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered... (opens door to leave, still very happy, then) Feel like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the countryside!! (exits)
Posted by at 10:35 AM in My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
