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Here in Upstate NY, at times, we get a lot of snow. If you own any appreciable amount of driveway and do not own a truck with plow or have made nice nice with a plow company, you have a few choices.

1. Buy a snow shovel and you end up bemoaning and begrudging mother nature after every snowfall. It doesn't matter if it's light or heavy snow. You're not going to want to be out there at 6 AM listening to the sound of metal or plastic scraping against your driveway. Not to mention the toll it takes on your back.

1. Buy a snow blower. Buy a big ass snowblower!

BEHOLD! (Click image to see its full glory)

That's the snowblower that's now sitting in the garage. It can throw snow like a sonofabitch. Its gnarled blades will tear through icy deposits like T-Rex tore through the tender flesh of its kill. It's got a light to bring a little electric sunshine for those early morning or late night snow romping sessions.

... and its equipped with handwarmers! HANDWARMERS!