Monday, 1 November 2004
24 reasons I *hate* Daylight Savings Time
A look into the madness I experience two times a year 
Don't even get me started on the whole business of months changing. Calendars suck! And I left out like 3 or 4 watches and a pocket watch. Uggggggh.
Things aren't so bad. This is only the beginning. 1 down, just a few more to go.
Wait a minute! Did the watch just change color?!
It did! The watch did change color!
Oh shit ... what does it mean now that I'm seeing orange?
Not only am I seeing orange, but the watch is again changing shapes! DAMN YOU SHAPE SHIFTING WATCH!
It's too much. This is now the "Being John Malkovich" of watch time-setting-back sessions!
Blue, such a calming color.
Wait?! Are those blue dots!? Am I seeing dots now?! Oh no!
I guess it was just an aquamarine dream.
WHAT'S WITH THE GREEN SWIRLY THINGIES! TEH WATCHES ARE TEH SUCK!
They've now changed to RED SWIRLY THINGIES! I AM DOOMED! (Editor's note: I kept this watch because it had different colored swirly thingies)
Phewwwwww ... blue is calming.
But now the silver beast has come to take my soul!
DIALS AND GAUGES! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!
Orange again ... terror is surely near!
The numbers are so huge! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's the silver bullet baby.
THE RED! NO ... MORE ... RED!
Nothing can save me now.
I am done for ... I cannot escape the RED!
HOLY SHIT! THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY WATCH! THEY'RE TRAPPED IN THERE WITH ALL THAT TIME ... AND STUFF! I can't save you! You're on your own time people!
Green ... maybe I'm about to be sick
But wait ... HA HA! Surely Mickey Mouse can save me ... right?!
BUT HE CANNOT SAVE ME FROM THE TWO DIALED BEAST. OH ... THE HUMANITY!
Don't even get me started on the whole business of months changing. Calendars suck! And I left out like 3 or 4 watches and a pocket watch. Uggggggh.
Things aren't so bad. This is only the beginning. 1 down, just a few more to go.
Wait a minute! Did the watch just change color?!
It did! The watch did change color!
Oh shit ... what does it mean now that I'm seeing orange?
Not only am I seeing orange, but the watch is again changing shapes! DAMN YOU SHAPE SHIFTING WATCH!
It's too much. This is now the "Being John Malkovich" of watch time-setting-back sessions!
Blue, such a calming color.
Wait?! Are those blue dots!? Am I seeing dots now?! Oh no!
I guess it was just an aquamarine dream.
WHAT'S WITH THE GREEN SWIRLY THINGIES! TEH WATCHES ARE TEH SUCK!
They've now changed to RED SWIRLY THINGIES! I AM DOOMED! (Editor's note: I kept this watch because it had different colored swirly thingies)
Phewwwwww ... blue is calming.
But now the silver beast has come to take my soul!
DIALS AND GAUGES! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!
Orange again ... terror is surely near!
The numbers are so huge! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's the silver bullet baby.
THE RED! NO ... MORE ... RED!
Nothing can save me now.
I am done for ... I cannot escape the RED!
HOLY SHIT! THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY WATCH! THEY'RE TRAPPED IN THERE WITH ALL THAT TIME ... AND STUFF! I can't save you! You're on your own time people!
Green ... maybe I'm about to be sick
But wait ... HA HA! Surely Mickey Mouse can save me ... right?!
BUT HE CANNOT SAVE ME FROM THE TWO DIALED BEAST. OH ... THE HUMANITY!
Posted by at 10:18 PM in My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
