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Apparently when your software is selected to be included in an upcoming release of an Apple operating system, you get a "welcome" package from the Apple corporate office. The interesting thing about your welcome package is that it's personalized and unique. Here's one of the items included in my package.

The inscription on the photo reads, "David- Welcome aboard. -Steve".

Update: OK, this was totally a gag gift from friends, but it's the thought that counts. And you never know, it could happen.