Friday, 27 February 2004
Search Engine Redux #1
Some commentary on searches leading people to my blog. Here goes ...
- "tito jackson" - I would never blog about this idiot. Oh wait, I did. My bad
- "bad mamma jamma" - The "evil" blog.
- "adam curry" - I Want My MTV. Up yours Nina Blackwood!
- "skateboarding is not a crime" - Stealing is a crime. Wearing a brown belt and black shoes is a crime. But skateboarding, it is certainly not a crime.
- "dirty dancing livejournal icons" - Wow. Just ... wow! All I've got to say on this one is, "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"
- "carmen and dave invitation" - Yeah, I'm still waiting for mine too! Jane says it's in the mail.
- "download nirvana unplugged" - I guess some 14 year olds just got their first guitar and have "angst". My suggestion is to start with Nevermind.
- "janet jackson's height" - 5'9". 36, 24, 36. Wait. Ummmmmmmmm, no comment
- "kaffir lime vodka" - There is no other than Hangar One. The ... best ... ever!
- "mojo in the morning" - I've got my mojo workin' 24/7/365 beotches!
- "suicide rates on valentines day" - My guess is high. Get a woman. Get a man. Do whatever. Eat more chocolate. But don't kill yourself.
- "bands reunitednuno" - Yeah, he's still a windbag
- "blinged out" - When in doubt, bling it out. It's the way of the tru playa.
- "albany ny bombers burrito" - Best burritos. EVER!
- "janet jackson illegitimate child" - Well, that's it ... My secret is out!
Posted by at 1:49 PM in My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
